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With the #PremierLeague suspended,
reviews each club’s 2019/20 season, assessing the highs, the lows, and what the future holds. First up, Arsenal…




Well, why wouldn’t you?
Lennonās side, a paltry 13 points clear of second-place Rangers, were controversially handed the title after SPL clubs settled on ending the season early.
Realising that a title presentation wasnāt possible, the former Hoops midfielder took a taxi to SPL headquarters ā via an off-licence ā to collect his teamās prize.
While balancing the trophy and a hefty bag of cans on his lap, Lennon directed the cab driver to a nearby woodland area.
The 48-year-old Lurgan man spent the evening posing for selfies with the Scottish Premiership trophy while sinking tins of a well-known Scottish lager that tastes like urine.
An inebriated Lennon posted the pics, along with a video of himself singing ā9 in a rowā, to his Instagram story before falling asleep in the woods.
Lennon was discovered the next morning by a dog walker who found the former Leicester City star on the floor, surrounded by empty beer cans and using the SPL trophy as a pillow.
Recalling the moment he stumbled upon the ex-Northern Ireland international, dog walker Bob Woodhouse told us: āMy beloved Alsatian, Sasha, had just stopped for a sh*te, when I saw something peculiar lying on the ground.
āUpon closer inspection, it appeared to be a ginger small man curled up in the foetal position.
āWhen Sasha licked his face, the wee man leapt to his feet. I couldnae believe it was Neil Lennon.ā

Find a full range of football odds over on paddypower.comāThatās when Sasha accidentally bit himā, claimed the Rangers season ticket holder.
After a quick search of the forest for his front door key and phone, Lennon ordered a taxi home.
Recalling his journey with the Celtic boss, cab driver Travis McBickle said: āHe got in the car and asked me if I was busy, what time I was on to, the usual sh*te. Then he spent the rest of the ride home sighing and deleting his Instagram storyā.
A hungover Lennon later Tweeted: āThatās me off itā.

