‘Like The Donald, José Mourinho is a schoolyard bully supreme, a man who radiates machismo but rarely does anything to justify it.’
José Mourinho is a schoolyard bully supreme, a man who radiates machismo but rarely does anything to justify it. Lest we forget, for example, he once jabbed his finger into the eye of an opponent before scuttling away in case things got rough:
ROMELU LUKAKU IS A DISGRACE NOT CELEBRATING HIS GOALS WHEN FANS PAY GOOD MONEY TO SEE HIM DO CELEBRATIONS HE IS NO HERO HE SHOULD DONATE HIS MONEY TO THE SOLDIERS THAT ARE REAL HEROES AND THEY DO CELEBRATIONS LIKE REAL MEN.
‘For any aspiring Mourinhos out there, we’ve compiled a step-by-step guide on Jose’s alienating techniques.’ Check out how to do it here:
New Wales manager Ryan Giggs says a desire to do well in the job “burns” inside him.
“I haven’t felt a fire inside me this intense since I saw my brother’s wife at a birthday function at Nando’s,” he added. “Shit just got real.”