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Paddy the Bookmaker calling Tiger Woods a “Mad bastard”

Tiger Woods had 5 drugs in his system when he was arrested. We all know what they were. Bifters. He had 5 bifters in a row. Mad bastard.

Liverpool struggled at corners again at the weekend. This analysis from a while back shows they are set-up incorrectly:

Paddy Power‏Verified account @paddypower 19m19 minutes ago

RT for Fellaini melty face LIKE for Phil Jones gurn

Paddy Power Betfair reveals second quarter struggles >>> http://bit.ly/2wp2JIG

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Need a tip for the Galway Plate? Ruby Walsh knows about riding winners and is on the PP Blog now.

CRAP TRANSFER NEWS OF THE DAY: Freddy Adu has joined newly-promoted Polish club Sandecja Nowy Sacz on trial.

It won’t be long until proper football returns. Time to make one final to-do list before it takes over our lives again…

Wondering why the transfer market has gone absolutely nuts this year? Introducing the “Kyle Walker Precedent”…