

It’s a nice day for a… shotgun wedding. Is famous actress Meg up the duff from her benefit-scrounging boyfriend?


It’s a nice day for a… shotgun wedding. Is famous actress Meg up the duff from her benefit-scrounging boyfriend?



Wayne Rooney doing today what he didn’t manage at school. He’s mastered Reading.

Roy Keane’s half time analysis tonight should be studied in universities around the world.
“I’ve watched a lot of football over the years, but that goal- to give away that goal”
*He pauses while his face contorts with pure anger and disgust*
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BREAKING: The Queen has reversed her decision to give Harry Kane an MBE. “He’s a right weirdo and he’s the captain of a big bunch of bottling fannies” said Her Majesty. “I’m giving the MBE to Jake Humphrey instead.” #thequeen #mbe #honours #harrykane #spurs #paddypower #wolves

Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 34 minutes ago
Monaco have confirmed they have appointed a wanted criminal as their new manager. What a shame for a once-great club.