The Bookmaker – Betawaste

July 22, 2026

Wayne Rooney doing today what he didn’t manage at school. He’s mastered Reading @paddypower #gamblingad

Paddy Power ‏@paddypower 5m5 minutes ago

Wayne Rooney doing today what he didn’t manage at school. He’s mastered Reading.

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July 17, 2026

‘Like The Donald, José Mourinho is a schoolyard bully supreme, a man who radiates machismo but rarely does anything to justify it.’ @paddypower #flutter

Paddy Power‏Verified account @paddypower 42m42 minutes ago

‘Like The Donald, José Mourinho is a schoolyard bully supreme, a man who radiates machismo but rarely does anything to justify it.’

José Mourinho is a schoolyard bully supreme, a man who radiates machismo but rarely does anything to justify it. Lest we forget, for example, he once jabbed his finger into the eye of an opponent before scuttling away in case things got rough:

July 16, 2026

Roy Keane’s half time analysis should be studied in universities around the world: Paddy Power

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Roy Keane’s half time analysis tonight should be studied in universities around the world.

“I’ve watched a lot of football over the years, but that goal- to give away that goal”

*He pauses while his face contorts with pure anger and disgust*

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July 2, 2026

Paddy Power Official – BREAKING: The Queen has reversed her decision to give Harry Kane an MBE.-

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BREAKING: The Queen has reversed her decision to give Harry Kane an MBE. “He’s a right weirdo and he’s the captain of a big bunch of bottling fannies” said Her Majesty. “I’m giving the MBE to Jake Humphrey instead.” #thequeen #mbe #honours #harrykane #spurs #paddypower #wolves

June 1, 2026

Paddy Power exploit Ed Sheeran #gamblingad

paddypowerofficialNot much happening in the office today, so we did this. Roll on 5pm.#edshearin #edsheeran #sheep #ewe #puns #l4l #paddypower #tgif

May 30, 2026

Monaco have confirmed they have appointed a wanted criminal as their new manager.@paddypower #thierryhenry

Paddy Power‏Verified account @paddypower 34m34 minutes ago

Monaco have confirmed they have appointed a wanted criminal as their new manager. What a shame for a once-great club.

May 20, 2026

Man City v Arsenal up next. It’s unreal the amount of dickheads who show up to these games wearing shite half-and-half shirts. @paddypower

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Man City v Arsenal up next. It’s unreal the amount of dickheads who show up to these games wearing shite half-and-half shirts.

May 16, 2026

Paddy Power Official – BREAKING: The Queen has reversed her decision to give Harry Kane an MBE.-

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BREAKING: The Queen has reversed her decision to give Harry Kane an MBE. “He’s a right weirdo and he’s the captain of a big bunch of bottling fannies” said Her Majesty. “I’m giving the MBE to Jake Humphrey instead.” #thequeen #mbe #honours #harrykane #spurs #paddypower #wolves