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“Don’t like it at all. The Oompa Loompas, singing and dancing. They’re supposed to be working in that factory. Maybe if they were focused on doing their job that poor boy wouldn’t have fallen in the chocolate river.”



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BREAKING: The Queen has reversed her decision to give Harry Kane an MBE. “He’s a right weirdo and he’s the captain of a big bunch of bottling fannies” said Her Majesty. “I’m giving the MBE to Jake Humphrey instead.” #thequeen #mbe #honours #harrykane #spurs #paddypower #wolves