
GET IN THE HOLE!* *And at Golf as well.
Tiger Woods had 5 drugs in his system when he was arrested. We all know what they were. Bifters. He had 5 bifters in a row. Mad bastard.
The public service initiative will provide temporary accommodation for 50 rat arsed race goers to sleep off the booze inside a 6 x 2 metre container mounted on a lorry.
Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 1 hour ago
‘Thank you got having me. Bohemian Rhapsody is a fantastic song’
Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 11 minutes ago
‘Hey look, Jose, it’s a new signing. Hahaha, only joking. Everyone hates you and I couldn’t negotiate my way out of a paper bag.’ #DeadlineDay