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“Don’t like it at all. The Oompa Loompas, singing and dancing. They’re supposed to be working in that factory. Maybe if they were focused on doing their job that poor boy wouldn’t have fallen in the chocolate river.”

“Don’t like it at all. The Oompa Loompas, singing and dancing. They’re supposed to be working in that factory. Maybe if they were focused on doing their job that poor boy wouldn’t have fallen in the chocolate river.”



QIPCO British Champions Long Distance Cup



Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 34 minutes ago
Monaco have confirmed they have appointed a wanted criminal as their new manager. What a shame for a once-great club.


Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 36 minutes ago
Man City v Arsenal up next. It’s unreal the amount of dickheads who show up to these games wearing shite half-and-half shirts.

BREAKING: The Queen has reversed her decision to give Harry Kane an MBE. “He’s a right weirdo and he’s the captain of a big bunch of bottling fannies” said Her Majesty. “I’m giving the MBE to Jake Humphrey instead.” #thequeen #mbe #honours #harrykane #spurs #paddypower #wolves