All you have to do is guess how many keepy-ups Paddy can do with a toilet roll. Deadline is 2.30pm for entries. Please use #stayathomechallenge in your tweet. We’ll pick three correct answers at random to win a 50 quid bet.
Scenes in the Chelsea dressing room at half time. “Have you heard what football Twitter are f*cking saying? “F*ck Lampard.” “Lampard’s a b*stard.” “Lampard’s a w*nker.” They shouldn’t be f*cking tweeting about me, they should be tweeting about you”
