
Paddy Power
@paddypower
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For his last act as President, Donald Trump will now eat four Big Macs for breakfast, and attempt to block the toilet in Air Force One with an absolute pearler.


“Don’t like it at all. The Oompa Loompas, singing and dancing. They’re supposed to be working in that factory. Maybe if they were focused on doing their job that poor boy wouldn’t have fallen in the chocolate river.”

Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 1 hour ago
‘Thank you got having me. Bohemian Rhapsody is a fantastic song’


Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 6 minutes ago
Leroy Sane sitting at home watching this, laughing his f*cking bollocks off.


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