
Northern Ireland boss Michael O’Neill has turned down the opportunity to replace Gordon Strachan as Scotland manager. “They’re proper f*cking shite and I can’t be arsed,” he said in a statement.

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Ryan Giggs has been confirmed as the new manager of Wales. “Remember that time he shagged his brother’s wife?” said a spokesman for the Welsh FA. “F*cking mad bastard.”

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Click to open, swipe up to send Donald Trump into space… just because. Happy Thursday.

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Ryan Giggs has been confirmed as the new manager of Wales. “Remember that time he shagged his brother’s wife?” said a spokesman for the Welsh FA. “F*cking mad bastard.”

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Wayne Rooney with the tackle of a man losing 3-0, coming to the end of his career, and bald.

Dry January is now at the equivalent point of about two weeks in to Fantasy Premier League – nobody cares anymore. Get the tinnies in.