
Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 26 minutes ago
If you drink 3 bottles of Buckfast at 23:40:38 on New Year’s Eve, you’ll sh*t yourself at exactly midnight. Start off your new year right.

Despite failing miserably at three of his five jobs before West Ham, Moyesy still thinks he can cut it at the elite level. Spoiler: he can’t. And never could.

ROMELU LUKAKU IS A DISGRACE NOT CELEBRATING HIS GOALS WHEN FANS PAY GOOD MONEY TO SEE HIM DO CELEBRATIONS HE IS NO HERO HE SHOULD DONATE HIS MONEY TO THE SOLDIERS THAT ARE REAL HEROES AND THEY DO CELEBRATIONS LIKE REAL MEN.

Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 10 minutes ago
Roy Hodgson will lead Crystal Palace to the European Cup within three years. Deal with it. Don’t @ me.