
Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 5 minutes ago
It must be tough for Unsworth though, trying to manage a football team while constantly focusing on holding in a fart.
Michael Owen got more stick for riding a horse than Ryan Giggs did for riding his brother’s wife.

Pardew in talks with West Brom for a triumphant return. Cue the music…

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Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 28 minutes ago
With rumblings of a shove on the way, we’ve had to slash the odds on May making a different type of exit:
Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 13 hours ago
Thought process of a Liverpool fan: ‘Giving away that free kick was Moreno’s first mistake in a while.’ ‘Maybe he should have been a bit closer to his man for the goal’ ‘FOR F*CK’S SAKE MORENO YOU STUPID PRICK’

Another controversial moment from Mike Dean in the north London derby, and Spurs fans are going mad on Twitter. Mike Dean. Breaking the internet.
David Haye has pulled out at the last minute more times than a Catholic male in 1970’s Ireland.