Padraic Guilfoyle

Paddy Power exploiting freedom to use Jose Mourinho

When you’re trying to enjoy your big day out at Wembley, but all you can think about is the futility of life & just how cruel this world is.

Chelsea 1-1 Swansea Palace 1-0 Boro Everton 1-0 Sunderland Hull 0-0 Burnley WBA 2-1 Bournemouth How are those bets looking?

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wayne-rooney

Wayne Rooney confirms he is staying at Man Utd and looks forward to severely slowing the team down on the rare occasions he does feature.

Sutton sub keeper actually eating a pie on the bench. Zero f*cks given.

Just think of the shitstorm that ensues when Arsenal lose tonight thanks to a goal from a lad full of Chicken McNuggets.

The Gent manager looks like someone that’s been involved in a farming scandal in the west of Ireland. I’m sure he hasn’t, mind.

Paddy Power ‏@paddypower 17m17 minutes ago

Mesut Ozil of course used to play in Germany, so he should know all the best hiding places this evening.

Haven’t seen Messi and Neymar look that confused since they were presented with a Tax return form.

Paddy Power ‏@paddypower 6m6 minutes ago

The Champions League returns tonight! Latest betting ahead of PSG v Barcelona: http://pdy.pr/PLIiNp