
Joachim Low has reportedly issued a sex ban to his German players during the World Cup. Scratching your bollocks in public and then sniffing your fingers is being widely encouraged, however.

Joachim Low has reportedly issued a sex ban to his German players during the World Cup. Scratching your bollocks in public and then sniffing your fingers is being widely encouraged, however.

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Morning folks. How goes it? Drank too much last night did you? Sure you’ve only yourself to blame.

After 6 months, Mourinho is still living in the Lowry Hotel, and Man Utd say that he may stay there for the length of his contract.


Carlos Carvalhal has left Swansea. In a brief, but poignant statement, he explained his decision: “F*ck that.”

BREAKING: Paul Lambert has left Stoke, after realising they’re f*cking Stoke.
