
Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 26 minutes ago
Good morning, folks. It’s Tuesday. The most pointless day of the week. It’s the Theresa May of weekdays.

Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 26 minutes ago
Good morning, folks. It’s Tuesday. The most pointless day of the week. It’s the Theresa May of weekdays.

Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 13 minutes ago
Neil Warnock doesn’t want a minute’s silence when he dies, but a minute of people chanting “Warnock is a w***er” I look forward to seeing the MOTD camera panning round the grounds to a dad in the crowd berating his silent son for not showing any respect ‘shout wanker will you’

Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 27 minutes ago
Liverpool knocked out of the FA Cup last night. Brings to mind this famous quote from Gandhi.

Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 53 minutes ago
Phil Neville has held his first team-talk about being named as new head coach of the England women’s team. “Phwaoarrrrrr!” he shouted, before rubbing his thighs, and saying “it’s just bloody banter” to anyone that made eye contact with him.

Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 53 minutes ago
Phil Neville has held his first team-talk about being named as new head coach of the England women’s team. “Phwaoarrrrrr!” he shouted, before rubbing his thighs, and saying “it’s just bloody banter” to anyone that made eye contact with him.