
Sam Allardyce has signed a £6m-per-year contract with Everton.

It’s a nice day for a… shotgun wedding. Is famous actress Meg up the duff from her benefit-scrounging boyfriend?
Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 10 minutes ago
The FA have granted Romelu Lukaku special dispensation to kick the sh*t out of whoever the f*ck he wants tonight against Watford.
Michael Owen got more stick for riding a horse than Ryan Giggs did for riding his brother’s wife.

Pardew in talks with West Brom for a triumphant return. Cue the music…
Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 13 hours ago
Thought process of a Liverpool fan: ‘Giving away that free kick was Moreno’s first mistake in a while.’ ‘Maybe he should have been a bit closer to his man for the goal’ ‘FOR F*CK’S SAKE MORENO YOU STUPID PRICK’

Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 23 hours ago
Easy to see where Spurs’ game-plan has went wrong today, when you look at their heat map.