

Tiger Woods had 5 drugs in his system when he was arrested. We all know what they were. Bifters. He had 5 bifters in a row. Mad bastard.


Tiger Woods had 5 drugs in his system when he was arrested. We all know what they were. Bifters. He had 5 bifters in a row. Mad bastard.

Cristiano Ronaldo, multi millionaire, selling his new blankets, which are ‘super soft and plush’. Wow.

Ronaldo has signed a new 5 year deal at Real Madrid. He celebrated by stripping down to his pants and letting some flowers touch his hair.



Wayne Rooney confirms he is staying at Man Utd and looks forward to severely slowing the team down on the rare occasions he does feature.