
Paddy Power
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When you wake up hungover and gasping for water:



“Don’t like it at all. The Oompa Loompas, singing and dancing. They’re supposed to be working in that factory. Maybe if they were focused on doing their job that poor boy wouldn’t have fallen in the chocolate river.”

Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 1 hour ago
‘Thank you got having me. Bohemian Rhapsody is a fantastic song’


Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 6 minutes ago
Leroy Sane sitting at home watching this, laughing his f*cking bollocks off.