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Newspaper reports say Wayne Rooney ‘was so drunk he couldn’t string a sentence together’. Might not have been drunk



Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 8 hours ago
In other news, David Moyes has been made an honorary fellow at the University of Central Lancashire. That’s not a cap on his head. That’s a miniature replica of the Community Shield he won so gloriously back in 2013.