

BREAKING: The Queen has reversed her decision to give Harry Kane an MBE. “He’s a right weirdo and he’s the captain of a big bunch of bottling fannies” said Her Majesty. “I’m giving the MBE to Jake Humphrey instead.” #thequeen #mbe #honours #harrykane #spurs #paddypower #wolves


Bored because of the lack of top-tier professional sport? Well, to keep you entertained until things kick off, @paddypowerofficial has created this wonderful Adult Activity Book (no, not those kinds of adult activities… you really have been inside too long). Download the entire book now (link in bio) and prove you’re smarter than the average professional footballer! #paddypower #officerandagentleman #letsfuckingdoit