paddypowerofficial Verified ‘F*cking choc ices? I said I wanted a Magnum. How come Luke Shaw got the latest PlayStation but I have to wait ‘till Christmas. This place is a joke.’
paddypowerofficial Verified BREAKING: A shirtless Donald Trump has been spotted wandering around Atlanta, Georgia, shouting ‘they’ve turned the weans against us!’.
For his last act as President, Donald Trump will now eat four Big Macs for breakfast, and attempt to block the toilet in Air Force One with an absolute pearler.