
Wayne Rooney could have qualified for Ireland, but we thought having a player who actually looked like a potato would be taking the piss.
Gambling an addictive drug

Wayne Rooney confirms he is staying at Man Utd and looks forward to severely slowing the team down on the rare occasions he does feature.

Wayne Rooney doing today what he didn’t manage at school. He’s mastered Reading.

We’ve officially entered the Christmas season. A time to forget about taking care of yourself and just go mad for a month.
