Paddy The Bookmaker persecuting Wayne Rooney



Wayne Rooney could have qualified for Ireland, but we thought having a player who actually looked like a potato would be taking the piss.

Paddy Power ridiculing Theresa May

MANCHESTER, ENGLAND – OCTOBER 04: Comedian Simon Brodkin, aka prankster Lee Nelson, hands Prime Minister Theresa May a P45 during her keynote speech to delegates and party members on the last day of the Conservative Party Conference at Manchester Central on October 4, 2017 in Manchester, England. The prime minister rallied members and called for the party to “shape up” and “go forward together”. Theresa May also announced a major programme to build council houses and a cap on energy prices. (Photo by Carl Court/Getty Images)



Our traders have cut the odds on Theresa May receiving her actual P45 after her shocking speech: