Gambling an addictive drug
Two England wins from two friendlies. England fans, put the Carling on ice, buy a big f*ck off telly and get a load of those sh*tty plastic flags stuck on your car. The hype train begins now.
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“Liz? What the f*** is going on?” #RoyalWedding
Tiger Woods had 5 drugs in his system when he was arrested. We all know what they were. Bifters. He had 5 bifters in a row. Mad bastard.
Joachim Low has reportedly issued a sex ban to his German players during the World Cup. Scratching your bollocks in public and then sniffing your fingers is being widely encouraged, however.
If you are looking for a football fix in the next couple of weeks, the tournament takes place at grounds across London. Get your tickets here: http://pdy.pr/gIgy2i #CONIFA
Morning folks. How goes it? Drank too much last night did you? Sure you’ve only yourself to blame.
After 6 months, Mourinho is still living in the Lowry Hotel, and Man Utd say that he may stay there for the length of his contract.
The kit looks class 
Betawaste 