Betawaste

Sutton sub keeper actually eating a pie on the bench. Zero f*cks given.

Just think of the shitstorm that ensues when Arsenal lose tonight thanks to a goal from a lad full of Chicken McNuggets.

The Gent manager looks like someone that’s been involved in a farming scandal in the west of Ireland. I’m sure he hasn’t, mind.

Paddy Power ‏@paddypower 17m17 minutes ago

Mesut Ozil of course used to play in Germany, so he should know all the best hiding places this evening.

Haven’t seen Messi and Neymar look that confused since they were presented with a Tax return form.

Paddy Power ‏@paddypower 6m6 minutes ago

The Champions League returns tonight! Latest betting ahead of PSG v Barcelona: http://pdy.pr/PLIiNp

Frantically reshooting the Jamie Vardy movie, so it ends with him getting booed off after a 0-0 draw at Scunthorpe in 2017-18.

Who’d have thought that Harry Maguire, formerly one of Draco Malfoy’s cronies, could play the coolest header back to his keeper just now.

Death. Taxes. Andy Carroll injured.

Hour and a half til the football, so entertain yourself with these photos of dogs that have tried to eat bees and been stung: