Betawaste

Frantically reshooting the Jamie Vardy movie, so it ends with him getting booed off after a 0-0 draw at Scunthorpe in 2017-18.

Who’d have thought that Harry Maguire, formerly one of Draco Malfoy’s cronies, could play the coolest header back to his keeper just now.

Death. Taxes. Andy Carroll injured.

Hour and a half til the football, so entertain yourself with these photos of dogs that have tried to eat bees and been stung:

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“Hey Siri. Why are all my teams such massive fannies?”

The #RBS6Nations returns. Can England justify their odds-on price? http://btfr.co/SixNations-SB

Bad morning for Tiger. He cards a birdie-free 77 in his opening round at the Dubai Desert Classic.

All eyes on Woods in Dubai this week, but no money down, according to @SarahSkySports. http://btfr.co/sarahstirk-dubai …

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paddypowerofficialToday’s Startling Celebrity Quote of the Day is from Chelsea manager Antonio Conte. “I’m happy with a point at Anfield, but I’m even happier with my trip to the Chelsea club shop beforehand. I got this jacket, hoody, trackie bottoms and cap for less then £100. That’s a bargain in anyone’s books, mister. I’m like that guy Tony Pulis. But a non-Primark version. Haha. I think we all agree, I look the tits. The absolute tits.” #chelsea #liverpool #premierleague #clothes #swagger #primark #tits #l4l #wcw #paddypower #startlingcelebrityquoteoftheday