‘By order of the Peaky f*cking Blinders!’
‘You wot mate?
‘Gin and Tonic please.’
“Harry Maguire he drinks the vodka, He drinks the Jager. His heads f***ing massive” @paddypower #gamblingad #flutter
Flutter Entertainment use Donald Trump “Leave The White House” #gamblingad #betawaste @paddypowerofficial
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Donald Trump says he’ll leave the White House if the Electoral College confirms Joe Biden’s victory.
Before he leaves, however, Trump said he will change the Netflix password and block the toilet with ‘an absolute pearler’. He also refused to confirm if he’ll put out the bins.
#trump #biden #election2020 #netflix #bins #pearler #tgif #paddypower #usa #whitehouse #shitehouse #electoralcollege
Flutter ridicule Harry Maguire @paddypowerofficial #betawaste
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‘F*cking choc ices? I said I wanted a Magnum. How come Luke Shaw got the latest PlayStation but I have to wait ‘till Christmas. This place is a joke.’
Flutter use Kate Middleton, Prince William @KensingtonRoyal @paddypower #gamblingad
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“Number four was Goblet of Fire…”
“Shots,pints, going to the toilet” Ruby Walsh sums up what @CheltenhamRaces means to @paddypower #drunkgambling
Paddy Power use Ray Parlour to stoke up the drinking @CheltenhamRaces #flutter
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paddypowerofficial- One week ‘til Cheltenham.
Time to head to our centre and get some practice in…19h
Quickfire tips from Ruby Walsh @paddypower @CheltenhamRaces
Odds on favourite Galopin Des Champs offered to new customers @60/1 @cheltenhamraces @paddypower #gamblingad #betawaste
On this day in 1673, a drunk St. Patrick marched up to a gang of snakes hanging around outside a Spar in Cavan, shouted “Not on my f*cking watch!” @paddypowerofficial #betawaste
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On this day in 1673, a drunk St. Patrick marched up to a gang of snakes hanging around outside a Spar in Cavan, shouted “not on my f*cking watch!” and proceeded to beat seven shades of sh*te out of the elongated, limbless, carnivorous reptiles.
“The glorified f*cking worms didn’t stand a chance!,” he roared after the attack, before using one snake like a didgeridoo, and shouting “I am Patrick, king of the serpents!” through its lifeless body.
The patron saint of Ireland then spent the rest of the night drinking flagons of mead, and trying to fling the snakes over a telephone wire.
#stpatricksday #stpatrick #saintpatrick #snakes #tbt #OnThisDay #PaddyPower #didgeridoo #ireland 🍀
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