Betawaste

January 5, 2020

Mourinho a bit like someone who’s passed their probation in work. The nice guy act is over. Full pr*ck mode engaged…

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Mourinho booked for marching over to a member of Southampton’s coaching staff, leaning in and whispering something. Something bloody rude, no doubt. It’s taken a few weeks longer than we thought, but it looked like Operation: I Am A Massive Shithouse has finally begun at Spurs.

January 4, 2020

Paddy Power ridiculing Mike Ashley to suck in juvenile betting addicts.

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“Put on ‘Careless Whisper'” “But we’re losi…” “I SAID PUT ON ‘CARELESS WHISPER'”

January 4, 2020

Paddy Power exploits Wayne Rooney addiction problems

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Newspaper reports say Wayne Rooney ‘was so drunk he couldn’t string a sentence together’. Might not have been drunk

January 1, 2020

Moyes…the cynical abuse of Paddy Power

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Haller has put West Ham two goals up with a bicycle kick.

January 1, 2020

Operation: I Am A Massive Shithouse has finally begun at Spurs.

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48m

January 1, 2020

Mourinho sucking in the kids@paddypower

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Now that Christmas is over, here’s what we think some Premier League stars should have got yesterday:

January 1, 2020

Ole Gunnar Solskjær by @Betfair

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A busy Premier League programme of New Year’s Day football awaits and

@alexkeble

has the tactical insight for four key battles…

December 30, 2019

West Ham’s owners will send a package to David Moyes tonight. Inside will be a beautiful, gold dildo with the words ‘Save Us’ written on it.@paddypower

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  Paddy Power‏Verified account @paddypower 1h1 hour ago

West Ham’s owners will send a package to David Moyes tonight. Inside will be a beautiful, gold dildo with the words ‘Save Us’ written on it.

December 30, 2019December 30, 2019

David Moyes gets the cynical abuse of Paddy Power

Paddy Power‏Verified account @paddypower 8h8 hours ago

In other news, David Moyes has been made an honorary fellow at the University of Central Lancashire. That’s not a cap on his head. That’s a miniature replica of the Community Shield he won so gloriously back in 2013.

December 30, 2019

David Moyes gets the cynical abuse of@paddypower

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Paddy Power‏Verified account @paddypower 8m8 minutes ago

Despite failing miserably at three of his five jobs before West Ham, Moyesy still thinks he can cut it at the elite level. Spoiler: he can’t. And never could.