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Paddy Power Official use @AmandaStaveley3

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Amanda Staveley says she’s sad Roman Abramovich is having Chelsea “taken away” from him and it’s not “fair”.

Staveley also said Judas was a good lad, and Skeletor gets criticised “just for having the ambition to gain the powers of Castle Grayskull and rule the universe”.

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Paddy Power Gambling – On this in 1673, a drunk St. Patrick marched up to a gang of snakes hanging around outside a Spar in Cavan, shouted “Not on my f*cking watch!”


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On this day in 1673, a drunk St. Patrick marched up to a gang of snakes hanging around outside a Spar in Cavan, shouted “not on my f*cking watch!” and proceeded to beat seven shades of sh*te out of the elongated, limbless, carnivorous reptiles.

“The glorified f*cking worms didn’t stand a chance!,” he roared after the attack, before using one snake like a didgeridoo, and shouting “I am Patrick, king of the serpents!” through its lifeless body.

The patron saint of Ireland then spent the rest of the night drinking flagons of mead, and trying to fling the snakes over a telephone wire.

#stpatricksday #stpatrick #saintpatrick #snakes #tbt #OnThisDay #PaddyPower #didgeridoo #ireland 🍀
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