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Flutter Entertainment use Donald Trump “Leave The White House” #gamblingad #betawaste @paddypowerofficial

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Donald Trump says he’ll leave the White House if the Electoral College confirms Joe Biden’s victory.

Before he leaves, however, Trump said he will change the Netflix password and block the toilet with ‘an absolute pearler’. He also refused to confirm if he’ll put out the bins.

#trump #biden #election2020 #netflix #bins #pearler #tgif #paddypower #usa #whitehouse #shitehouse #electoralcollege
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On this day in 1673, a drunk St. Patrick marched up to a gang of snakes hanging around outside a Spar in Cavan, shouted “Not on my f*cking watch!” @paddypowerofficial #betawaste


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On this day in 1673, a drunk St. Patrick marched up to a gang of snakes hanging around outside a Spar in Cavan, shouted “not on my f*cking watch!” and proceeded to beat seven shades of sh*te out of the elongated, limbless, carnivorous reptiles.

“The glorified f*cking worms didn’t stand a chance!,” he roared after the attack, before using one snake like a didgeridoo, and shouting “I am Patrick, king of the serpents!” through its lifeless body.

The patron saint of Ireland then spent the rest of the night drinking flagons of mead, and trying to fling the snakes over a telephone wire.

#stpatricksday #stpatrick #saintpatrick #snakes #tbt #OnThisDay #PaddyPower #didgeridoo #ireland 🍀
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