

Paddy Power
The Queen owns the favourite for the next at Royal Ascot, but unfortunately, is just watching at home, like the rest of us…
Gambling an addictive drug

The public service initiative will provide temporary accommodation for 50 rat arsed race goers to sleep off the booze inside a 6 x 2 metre container mounted on a lorry.






BREAKING: The Queen has reversed her decision to give Harry Kane an MBE. “He’s a right weirdo and he’s the captain of a big bunch of bottling fannies” said Her Majesty. “I’m giving the MBE to Jake Humphrey instead.” #thequeen #mbe #honours #harrykane #spurs #paddypower #wolves