
Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 26 minutes ago
Good morning, folks. It’s Tuesday. The most pointless day of the week. It’s the Theresa May of weekdays.

Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 26 minutes ago
Good morning, folks. It’s Tuesday. The most pointless day of the week. It’s the Theresa May of weekdays.

Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 13 minutes ago
Neil Warnock doesn’t want a minute’s silence when he dies, but a minute of people chanting “Warnock is a w***er” I look forward to seeing the MOTD camera panning round the grounds to a dad in the crowd berating his silent son for not showing any respect ‘shout wanker will you’

Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 27 minutes ago
Liverpool knocked out of the FA Cup last night. Brings to mind this famous quote from Gandhi.

Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 42 minutes ago
Ryan Giggs has been confirmed as the new manager of Wales. “Remember that time he shagged his brother’s wife?” said a spokesman for the Welsh FA. “F*cking mad bastard.”

Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 13 minutes ago
Click to open, swipe up to send Donald Trump into space… just because. Happy Thursday.

Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 42 minutes ago
Ryan Giggs has been confirmed as the new manager of Wales. “Remember that time he shagged his brother’s wife?” said a spokesman for the Welsh FA. “F*cking mad bastard.”