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ROMELU LUKAKU IS A DISGRACE NOT CELEBRATING HIS GOALS WHEN FANS PAY GOOD MONEY TO SEE HIM DO CELEBRATIONS HE IS NO HERO HE SHOULD DONATE HIS MONEY TO THE SOLDIERS THAT ARE REAL HEROES AND THEY DO CELEBRATIONS LIKE REAL MEN.

Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 10 minutes ago
Roy Hodgson will lead Crystal Palace to the European Cup within three years. Deal with it. Don’t @ me.


The biggest Whodunit since Mr Burns was shot: Who threw the milk on Mourinho?

West Ham’s owners will send a package to David Moyes tonight. Inside will be a beautiful, gold dildo with the words ‘Save Us’ written on it.