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Paddy setting the usual base standard.

Danny Murphy would have saved that with his plonker.

Only bet what you can afford and remember not to chase your losses. More info > http://bit.ly/365rgs .

Ross Barkley available at 7/2 to be sent off, for those of you that asked: http://pdy.pr/1tHpDy

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Emra Can. Beautiful hair, average footballer. The complete opposite of this lad.

What was I saying? I’ve always rated him. EMRE CAN, F*CK YEAH! COMING AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHERF*CKING DAY!

FILL IN THE BLANK. ‘Arsenal need to ______________ to be able to compete with the likes of Barcelona, Real Madrid and Bayern Munich’.

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Wayne Rooney confirms he is staying at Man Utd and looks forward to severely slowing the team down on the rare occasions he does feature.

The Gent manager looks like someone that’s been involved in a farming scandal in the west of Ireland. I’m sure he hasn’t, mind.

Frantically reshooting the Jamie Vardy movie, so it ends with him getting booed off after a 0-0 draw at Scunthorpe in 2017-18.

Hour and a half til the football, so entertain yourself with these photos of dogs that have tried to eat bees and been stung:

“Hey Siri. Why are all my teams such massive fannies?”