
Emra Can. Beautiful hair, average footballer. The complete opposite of this lad.
What was I saying? I’ve always rated him. EMRE CAN, F*CK YEAH! COMING AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHERF*CKING DAY!

Wayne Rooney confirms he is staying at Man Utd and looks forward to severely slowing the team down on the rare occasions he does feature.

The Gent manager looks like someone that’s been involved in a farming scandal in the west of Ireland. I’m sure he hasn’t, mind.

Hour and a half til the football, so entertain yourself with these photos of dogs that have tried to eat bees and been stung: