




Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 21 minutes ago
* chuckles gleefully *
No, it’s not a metaphor. He literally fell on his snot.

Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 12 minutes ago
Evolution of Jose Mourinho at Man Utd: “I prefer to be more aggressive and say we want to win.” “We will find it difficult to compete.” “After the draw, we knew it would be a fight with Valencia for second position.” “We really missed Fellaini.”

‘For any aspiring Mourinhos out there, we’ve compiled a step-by-step guide on Jose’s alienating techniques.’ Check out how to do it here:

‘Wenger’s height and reach advantage give him the upper hand and, let’s face it, he knows how to take abuse on the chin…’ We take a look at Mourinho’s sparring partners:

Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 4 hours ago
‘We have lost three games already this season. 3. It’s not even November.’