
- There’s a knock at the door, you peer through peephole & it’s one of those lads who asks if you can feel the power of the Lord Jesus Christ.



Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 1h1 hour ago
Firmly against Twitter going to #280characters. If the platform produces art like this, why change it?

Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 12h12 hours ago
‘There are now 10 Jaffa cakes in a box instead of 12’.

Xabi Alonso has announced he plans to go into management. Look how f*cking cool he is. I’d run through a brick wall for that man.

Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 33m33 minutes ago
Just got this Facebook memory notification of a mad night out with the lads a few years back. Great times.
Good morning. How are we? Any sore heads out there?
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Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 4h4 hours ago
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When you see your ex out with her new, better looking fella.

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