
Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 18 minutes ago
It’s hard to think of a man more suited to dealing with upstarts like Sturgeon and Salmond than good ol’ JRM:
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Wayne Rooney doing today what he didn’t manage at school. He’s mastered Reading.





“Don’t like it at all. The Oompa Loompas, singing and dancing. They’re supposed to be working in that factory. Maybe if they were focused on doing their job that poor boy wouldn’t have fallen in the chocolate river.”