
Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 18 minutes ago
It’s hard to think of a man more suited to dealing with upstarts like Sturgeon and Salmond than good ol’ JRM:
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Wayne Rooney doing today what he didn’t manage at school. He’s mastered Reading.

Roy Keane’s half time analysis tonight should be studied in universities around the world.
“I’ve watched a lot of football over the years, but that goal- to give away that goal”
*He pauses while his face contorts with pure anger and disgust*
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