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“Don’t like it at all. The Oompa Loompas, singing and dancing. They’re supposed to be working in that factory. Maybe if they were focused on doing their job that poor boy wouldn’t have fallen in the chocolate river.”

“Don’t like it at all. The Oompa Loompas, singing and dancing. They’re supposed to be working in that factory. Maybe if they were focused on doing their job that poor boy wouldn’t have fallen in the chocolate river.”

Tiger Woods had 5 drugs in his system when he was arrested. We all know what they were. Bifters. He had 5 bifters in a row. Mad bastard.





Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 2 hours ago
Ahead of @Pontifex‘s visit this weekend, we thought we’d erect a drive-thru confession box, to enable the people of Ireland to repent decades of sins in mere seconds…
