Betawaste – Page 217

Paddy Power ridiculing Marouane Fellaini

Fellaini captaining one of the most expensive squads in football…

Only bet what you can afford and remember not to chase your losses. More info > http://bit.ly/365rgs .

‘What you doing tonight Diego?’ ‘Gonna go drown some kittens, then mug some old ladies, should be a good one’

On The Fringe is out to right his Cheltenham wrongs in the Foxhunters, and it’s next at Aintree! http://pdy.pr/ewXCxj

When you realise Bolton’s David Wheater & Mark Beevers have scored more league goals (14) than Pogba, Martial & Rooney combined (9).

Here comes Goldberg. Christ, he looks intense. #WrestleMania #ppmania

If Goldberg got himself a wig and moved to Ibiza, he could pass for Wayne Lineker. #WrestleMania #UniversalChampion #ppmania

Undertaker’s hair is ace. Starts in middle of head & flows down gracefully. Like this prick from Dungeons & Dragons. #Wrestlemania #ppmania

Lad near me shouted “f***ing hit her with it!” when Stephanie corner a mallet-wielding Rollins. He defo voted Trump. #WrestleMania #PPMania

Peter Reid is yer Da on the night out, too drunk and everyone awkwardly trying to ignore him.