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Paddy Power the Bookmaker ridiculing Harry Maguire

Who’d have thought that Harry Maguire, formerly one of Draco Malfoy’s cronies, could play the coolest header back to his keeper just now.

Death. Taxes. Andy Carroll injured.

Hour and a half til the football, so entertain yourself with these photos of dogs that have tried to eat bees and been stung:

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“Hey Siri. Why are all my teams such massive fannies?”

The #RBS6Nations returns. Can England justify their odds-on price? http://btfr.co/SixNations-SB

Bad morning for Tiger. He cards a birdie-free 77 in his opening round at the Dubai Desert Classic.

All eyes on Woods in Dubai this week, but no money down, according to @SarahSkySports. http://btfr.co/sarahstirk-dubai …

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paddypowerofficialToday’s Startling Celebrity Quote of the Day is from Chelsea manager Antonio Conte. “I’m happy with a point at Anfield, but I’m even happier with my trip to the Chelsea club shop beforehand. I got this jacket, hoody, trackie bottoms and cap for less then £100. That’s a bargain in anyone’s books, mister. I’m like that guy Tony Pulis. But a non-Primark version. Haha. I think we all agree, I look the tits. The absolute tits.” #chelsea #liverpool #premierleague #clothes #swagger #primark #tits #l4l #wcw #paddypower #startlingcelebrityquoteoftheday

bet365 ‏@bet365 17m17 minutes ago

England lost their last 8 wickets for just 8 runs.