
Like This Page · 14 September ·
Kepa, every time a ball comes anywhere near him in the air



BREAKING: The Queen has reversed her decision to give Harry Kane an MBE. “He’s a right weirdo and he’s the captain of a big bunch of bottling fannies” said Her Majesty. “I’m giving the MBE to Jake Humphrey instead.” #thequeen #mbe #honours #harrykane #spurs #paddypower #wolves




Wayne Rooney could have qualified for Ireland, but we thought having a player who actually looked like a potato would be taking the piss.