
@mike_cleary1985 18 minutes ago
It’s a great day lads
@paddypower 

Our traders have cut the odds on Theresa May receiving her actual P45 after her shocking speech:

Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 15 hours ago
After almost 60 minutes it’s Monaco 0 – 3 Club Brugge There now follows a short message on behalf of the people of Ireland: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAH


He says he can’t compete financially with Man City. He moans about the refs, he moans about his own players; he even moans about Paul Scholes. Jose Mourinho stars in…


Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 21 minutes ago
* chuckles gleefully *
No, it’s not a metaphor. He literally fell on his snot.