Betting – Page 125

Gamble Responsibly. How?

Only bet what you can afford and remember not to chase your losses. More info > http://bit.ly/365rgs .

‘What you doing tonight Diego?’ ‘Gonna go drown some kittens, then mug some old ladies, should be a good one’

On The Fringe is out to right his Cheltenham wrongs in the Foxhunters, and it’s next at Aintree! http://pdy.pr/ewXCxj

When you realise Bolton’s David Wheater & Mark Beevers have scored more league goals (14) than Pogba, Martial & Rooney combined (9).

Here comes Goldberg. Christ, he looks intense. #WrestleMania #ppmania

Undertaker’s hair is ace. Starts in middle of head & flows down gracefully. Like this prick from Dungeons & Dragons. #Wrestlemania #ppmania

Lad near me shouted “f***ing hit her with it!” when Stephanie corner a mallet-wielding Rollins. He defo voted Trump. #WrestleMania #PPMania

Peter Reid is yer Da on the night out, too drunk and everyone awkwardly trying to ignore him.

Ross Barkley available at 7/2 to be sent off, for those of you that asked: http://pdy.pr/1tHpDy

Like rings in a tree trunk, Arsene Wenger gets an extra bit of length in his jacket every season! He’s keen for a bit more.