
“Well done Aidan, marmalade sandwiches all round” Matt Chapman to Aidan O’Brien after Paddington wins the Sussex Stakes @Goodwood_Races @itvracing #paddypower



“Don’t like it at all. The Oompa Loompas, singing and dancing. They’re supposed to be working in that factory. Maybe if they were focused on doing their job that poor boy wouldn’t have fallen in the chocolate river.”


Tiger Woods had 5 drugs in his system when he was arrested. We all know what they were. Bifters. He had 5 bifters in a row. Mad bastard.

