Paddy Power
Brilliant player in his day. Endless list of trophies as a manager. Master tactician. But there Pep Guardiola is, just scratching his genitals like the rest of us.
“Don’t like it at all. The Oompa Loompas, singing and dancing. They’re supposed to be working in that factory. Maybe if they were focused on doing their job that poor boy wouldn’t have fallen in the chocolate river.”