
Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 12 minutes ago
‘Have you any idea why the f*ck I’m still at Newcastle?’

Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 12 minutes ago
‘Have you any idea why the f*ck I’m still at Newcastle?’

BREAKING: The Queen has reversed her decision to give Harry Kane an MBE. “He’s a right weirdo and he’s the captain of a big bunch of bottling fannies” said Her Majesty. “I’m giving the MBE to Jake Humphrey instead.” #thequeen #mbe #honours #harrykane #spurs #paddypower #wolves


‘How many have you had tonight lads?’ ‘Just a couple in the local then came here.’ ‘You been taking drugs?’ ‘No.’ ‘And what about your mate?’

Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 4 minutes ago
Paddy’s Rewards Club Christmas Bonus Week! Qualify for Paddy’s Rewards Club this week and received additional bonuses! T&Cs here –> http://pdy.pr/aJ5eBF #PaddysRewardsClub

Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 21 minutes ago
* chuckles gleefully *
No, it’s not a metaphor. He literally fell on his snot.

Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 12 minutes ago
Evolution of Jose Mourinho at Man Utd: “I prefer to be more aggressive and say we want to win.” “We will find it difficult to compete.” “After the draw, we knew it would be a fight with Valencia for second position.” “We really missed Fellaini.”

Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 12 minutes ago
Evolution of Jose Mourinho at Man Utd: “I prefer to be more aggressive and say we want to win.” “We will find it difficult to compete.” “After the draw, we knew it would be a fight with Valencia for second position.” “We really missed Fellaini.”