Gambling an addictive drug
Paddy Power @paddypower 12m12 minutes ago
“Hey Siri. Why are all my teams such massive fannies?”
Emra Can. Beautiful hair, average footballer. The complete opposite of this lad.
What was I saying? I’ve always rated him. EMRE CAN, F*CK YEAH! COMING AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHERF*CKING DAY!
Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 16m16 minutes ago
26 years ago today, Ryan Giggs made his Manchester United debut. And as little as six years ago, he slept with his brother’s wife. #wow
Paddy PowerVerified account@paddypower 59m59 minutes ago
When you’re trying to enjoy your big day out at Wembley, but all you can think about is the futility of life & just how cruel this world is.
Paddy Power @paddypower 25m25 minutes ago
Just think of the shitstorm that ensues when Arsenal lose tonight thanks to a goal from a lad full of Chicken McNuggets.
The Gent manager looks like someone that’s been involved in a farming scandal in the west of Ireland. I’m sure he hasn’t, mind.
Paddy Power @paddypower 17m17 minutes ago
Mesut Ozil of course used to play in Germany, so he should know all the best hiding places this evening.
Paddy Power Verified account @paddypower
Haven’t seen Messi and Neymar look that confused since they were presented with a Tax return form.