Scenes in the Chelsea dressing room at half time. “Have you heard what football Twitter are f*cking saying? “F*ck Lampard.” “Lampard’s a b*stard.” “Lampard’s a w*nker.” They shouldn’t be f*cking tweeting about me, they should be tweeting about you”
addypowerofficial Verified Donald Trump says he’ll leave the White House if the Electoral College confirms Joe Biden’s victory.
Before he leaves, however, Trump said he will change the Netflix password and block the toilet with ‘an absolute pearler’. He also refused to confirm if he’ll put out the bins.
Scenes in the Chelsea dressing room at half time. “Have you heard what football Twitter are f*cking saying? “F*ck Lampard.” “Lampard’s a b*stard.” “Lampard’s a w*nker.” They shouldn’t be f*cking tweeting about me, they should be tweeting about you”
addypowerofficial Verified Donald Trump says he’ll leave the White House if the Electoral College confirms Joe Biden’s victory.
Before he leaves, however, Trump said he will change the Netflix password and block the toilet with ‘an absolute pearler’. He also refused to confirm if he’ll put out the bins.
Scenes in the Chelsea dressing room at half time. “Have you heard what football Twitter are f*cking saying? “F*ck Lampard.” “Lampard’s a b*stard.” “Lampard’s a w*nker.” They shouldn’t be f*cking tweeting about me, they should be tweeting about you”
For his last act as President, Donald Trump will now eat four Big Macs for breakfast, and attempt to block the toilet in Air Force One with an absolute pearler.
addypowerofficial Verified Donald Trump says he’ll leave the White House if the Electoral College confirms Joe Biden’s victory.
Before he leaves, however, Trump said he will change the Netflix password and block the toilet with ‘an absolute pearler’. He also refused to confirm if he’ll put out the bins.
Scenes in the Chelsea dressing room at half time. “Have you heard what football Twitter are f*cking saying? “F*ck Lampard.” “Lampard’s a b*stard.” “Lampard’s a w*nker.” They shouldn’t be f*cking tweeting about me, they should be tweeting about you”