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For his last act as President, Donald Trump will now eat four Big Macs for breakfast, and attempt to block the toilet in Air Force One with an absolute pearler.




Tiger Woods had 5 drugs in his system when he was arrested. We all know what they were. Bifters. He had 5 bifters in a row. Mad bastard.





Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 42 minutes ago
Ryan Giggs has been confirmed as the new manager of Wales. “Remember that time he shagged his brother’s wife?” said a spokesman for the Welsh FA. “F*cking mad bastard.”