Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 26 minutes ago
If you drink 3 bottles of Buckfast at 23:40:38 on New Year’s Eve, you’ll sh*t yourself at exactly midnight. Start off your new year right.
Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 26 minutes ago
If you drink 3 bottles of Buckfast at 23:40:38 on New Year’s Eve, you’ll sh*t yourself at exactly midnight. Start off your new year right.

Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 10 minutes ago
The FA have granted Romelu Lukaku special dispensation to kick the sh*t out of whoever the f*ck he wants tonight against Watford.
Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 13 hours ago
Thought process of a Liverpool fan: ‘Giving away that free kick was Moreno’s first mistake in a while.’ ‘Maybe he should have been a bit closer to his man for the goal’ ‘FOR F*CK’S SAKE MORENO YOU STUPID PRICK’

Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 10 hours ago
What next for Mugabe? Refuge in North Korea? Reality TV? Our traders have priced it up:
Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 9 hours ago
Fuck this, we’re setting up our own World Cup, just for the cool teams. Who’s in?Italy? Chile? The Netherlands? Ivory Coast? Not you, Wales.


Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 9 hours ago
The boys at Opta have sent us Ireland’s heat-map from tonight. FFS.
