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Paddy Power sets the advertising standard, as low as he can go.

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‘What you doing tonight Diego?’ ‘Gonna go drown some kittens, then mug some old ladies, should be a good one’

Here comes Goldberg. Christ, he looks intense. #WrestleMania #ppmania

If Goldberg got himself a wig and moved to Ibiza, he could pass for Wayne Lineker. #WrestleMania #UniversalChampion #ppmania

Lad near me shouted “f***ing hit her with it!” when Stephanie corner a mallet-wielding Rollins. He defo voted Trump. #WrestleMania #PPMania

Like rings in a tree trunk, Arsene Wenger gets an extra bit of length in his jacket every season! He’s keen for a bit more.

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The dinosaurs at Muirfield reveal results on the vote to allow female members this morning. Wonder if our sign had any affect?

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