On this day in 1673, a drunk St. Patrick marched up to a gang of snakes hanging around outside a Spar in Cavan, shouted “Not on my f*cking watch!” @paddypowerofficial #betawaste


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On this day in 1673, a drunk St. Patrick marched up to a gang of snakes hanging around outside a Spar in Cavan, shouted โ€œnot on my f*cking watch!โ€ and proceeded to beat seven shades of sh*te out of the elongated, limbless, carnivorous reptiles.

โ€œThe glorified f*cking worms didnโ€™t stand a chance!,โ€ he roared after the attack, before using one snake like a didgeridoo, and shouting โ€œI am Patrick, king of the serpents!โ€ through its lifeless body.

The patron saint of Ireland then spent the rest of the night drinking flagons of mead, and trying to fling the snakes over a telephone wire.

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