
Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 16 hours ago
On the bright side, that’s the best his hair has looked in ages.

Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 16 hours ago
On the bright side, that’s the best his hair has looked in ages.

‘How many have you had tonight lads?’ ‘Just a couple in the local then came here.’ ‘You been taking drugs?’ ‘No.’ ‘And what about your mate?’

‘You wot mate?
‘Gin and Tonic please.’


Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 2 hours ago
Feeling a bit poorly today. Probably from all the Christmas boozing. Need to get better sharpish in time for all the New Years boozing.


Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 2 hours ago
The weather in Dublin is shite this morning. Shiter than shite. Shiter than you ever can imagine. Shite.

Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 50 minutes ago
Martin O’Neill and Roy Keane leaving their Ireland jobs, but John Delaney will remain in his post until the end of time, having bought cans for the lads once.

Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 50 minutes ago
Martin O’Neill and Roy Keane leaving their Ireland jobs, but John Delaney will remain in his post until the end of time, having bought cans for the lads once.