
Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 7 hours ago
When your dad’s onto his tenth pint at your sister’s wedding, and he starts telling the band how sh*t they are.

Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 7 hours ago
When your dad’s onto his tenth pint at your sister’s wedding, and he starts telling the band how sh*t they are.

Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 7 hours ago
When your dad’s onto his tenth pint at your sister’s wedding, and he starts telling the band how sh*t they are.

Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 12 minutes ago
‘Have you any idea why the f*ck I’m still at Newcastle?’

Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 16 hours ago
On the bright side, that’s the best his hair has looked in ages.

Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 16 hours ago
On the bright side, that’s the best his hair has looked in ages.

‘How many have you had tonight lads?’ ‘Just a couple in the local then came here.’ ‘You been taking drugs?’ ‘No.’ ‘And what about your mate?’

‘You wot mate?
‘Gin and Tonic please.’


Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 2 hours ago
Feeling a bit poorly today. Probably from all the Christmas boozing. Need to get better sharpish in time for all the New Years boozing.